This week one of the bloggers posted a link to random "facts" about Jack Bauer. Here are a few of my favorites:
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. .....and my favorite "fact":
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
I just hated Nina. *ROTF*