Tuesday, January 24, 2006

My Favorite Facts About Jack Bauer

Okay, I admit it.....I'm addicted to 24. *LOL* Dave Barry is also a 24 addict, and the posts on his weblog regarding Jack Bauer are just hilarious.

This week one of the bloggers posted a link to random "facts" about Jack Bauer. Here are a few of my favorites:
  1. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
  2. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
  3. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
  4. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
  5. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
  6. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
  7. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
  8. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
  9. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. .....and my favorite "fact":
  10. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

I just hated Nina. *ROTF*

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